1. Women is Spain are either not friendly at all, not friendly to Americans or not friendly specifically to Chris and Val.

2. Here is a list of universal words between English, French, Spanish and Portuguese: plaza, hotel, pizza, kebab and marijuana.

3. Food in Seville is extremely salty.

4. Contract Killer is a fun sniper game for iPad but they desperately need a developer to repair the ad server so they can make more money and so I can whore my eyes for game credits.

5. Val sleeps 8 to 10 hrs a night and still loves an afternoon nap; that is cultural assimilation at it’s best.

6. Best food eaten thus far – Kobe slider on sweet potato bun (San Sebastian).

7. Desperately in need of a W bed fix.